MODERN LAMENT

There is nothing that confuses me
More than the apostrophe

Should it be here?
Or over there?
I never know
Where it should go

Before the S?
Or after it?

Do’s and don’ts
Memo’s and memos
Confuse me so

You see it in you’re
But not in your
And it’s and its
Do their bits
To addle me

I really must
Read Lynne Truss

Even this upmarket bunch haven’t got a clue on what to do

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One Response to MODERN LAMENT

  1. Chris says:

    That should be “New members’re most welcome.”.

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